Swine flu prevention methods

When I saw this Harvey Norman's (Malaysia), I thought it's the cutest respiratory mask I have ever seen :) :) :)

 

But when I put it on, I thought it's the ugliest accessory I've ever had

It made me look like a pig!

Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

I'd rather get swine flu than wear that thing over my face

But don't worry, the masks won't go wasted ;p hehe

I'll just use them as a bra

So, how did I manage to protect myself from swine flu when I spent 20+ hours in airplanes and airports without a respiratory mask?

I bought a whole box of alcohol swabs

I disinfected everything from the seats, food trays, lavatory door handles.... etc etc