Graffitis on an abandoned car

Back in 2005, Victoria had the lowest crime rate in the whole of Australia
Fast forward 4 years, the crime rate is still amazingly low

A car abandoned for several years at Melbourne Tullamarine Airport's multi-level carpark is still unstolen.
There's no steering wheel lock, no immobilizer installed... and no car alarm
(You can't leave your car like that in Malaysia. Within 24 hours, it'll be gone)

 

Everything's in place except for the number plates.

What's wrong with the thief? 

If I'm a thief, I'd be stealing the tyres instead of the number plates

At least I could sell the tyres on TradeMe and make some profit

but who on earth would want to buy the number plates? (duh)

 

Let's take a quick look at the graffitis... ;p

- I'M NOT COMING BACK!! WHO CARES

- PEACE BRO

- I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THIS DIRTY

 

- STEAL ME PLS

- CLEAN ME PLS

- THIS CAR FARTS :P

 

Umm.. what's with the "Parking Infringement Notice"?

Do you seriously believe that the owner will ever come back to read it?